Absolutely heinous

I never made an online review about anything but felt that I needed to because of how mad I am right now. Absolutely disgusting pizza. Uneatable. The dough and every single ingredient taste like garbage. It's unreal that Mike's puts their name on there. I am never visting one of their restaurants again or buying any of their products. Please do yourself a favor and do the same. $13 right in the garbage. Thank you Mike's!

Read instructions before cooking!

Did not read the instructions prior to cooking, and wound up with a goopy mess on the bottom of the oven. Um, this IS frozen pizza so I pretty much figured you know, preheat oven, place pizza on middle oven rack, wait twenty minutes and there would something resembling a pie when done. Nope. Nothing but goopy mess lining the oven rack! Upon further inspection of the instructions, you are informed to place the pie on a perforated pizza pan. Wtf? Who owns one of these? Anyway, for those with the aforementioned kitchen pan, best of luck. My pizza went directly to the garbage.

Disgusting mush.

This pizza is the worst frozen pizza I’ve unfortunately encountered. Let’s get real. It’s frozen pizza. I’m not expecting much. We’ve all had cardboard pizza in our lives.

But I’ve never had… hot mush. Crust has the consistency of spackle for drywall. Damp cardboard has more taste than the cheese (is it even cheese)?

Cleaning up the gloopy mess of a crust is hell. Scraping it off my perforated pizza pan took forever as the dough was stuck in the holes. WTF!

It’s so bad I’m going to swear off pizza for a while.